- Friend: We should get a real shave from a real barber.
- Me: No way bro! I don't wanna get Sweeney Todded.
- Friend: That's not even a real phrase. You can't just make up phrases.
- Me: Whynot? Shakespeare did it all the time.
- Friend: Did you just compare yourself to Shakespeare?
- Me: Me thinks I doth just that.
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
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